He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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