He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
did you just send me my own nude
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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