dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
smell my finger.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
