you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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