they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
