? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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