Sponge bath it is.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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