I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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