i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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