I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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