Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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