SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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