so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
only you would photoshop your dick
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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