i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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