My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i think i have herpe
just one?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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