i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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