she was so not down for the gang bang
Jerry, you need to find god
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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