OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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