OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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