Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is my gift to your gina
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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