so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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