Dual....:-)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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