i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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