ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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