As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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