You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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