If i come over, it means nothing
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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