thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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