Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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