Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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