Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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