How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She announced her abortion via fbk
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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