dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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