office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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