Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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