My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
