Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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