Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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