What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I came so hard my ears popped.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
