so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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