my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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