so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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