is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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