he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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