carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He kissed a someone with a penis
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
my poor anus
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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