she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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