Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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