the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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