So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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