I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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