So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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