Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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