found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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