spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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