If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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