Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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